Doorbell Dodger Mugs

Find a mug that makes a sneaky statement for the doorbell dodger. Perfect for those who love to keep visitors guessing, our mugs add humor and personality to any kitchen or office.

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"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..." mockup

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

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Snooze buttons for cat owners

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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Waking Up With Rooster.

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?" mockup

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells." mockup

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

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"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call." mockup

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

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"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day." mockup

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

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'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.' mockup

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

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'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.' mockup

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

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"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?" mockup

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

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'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.' mockup

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

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"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now." mockup

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

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"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

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'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.' mockup

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

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"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting." mockup

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

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"Ugh . . . nevermind."

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Still going in circles. 'Told you so.' mockup

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

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"I can't wait that long."

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Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions. mockup

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.

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Other Walks of Shame

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'Great news! Your father's got a job.' mockup

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

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"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work." mockup

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

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'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?' mockup

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

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"Hey, can I call you back in about a nap and a half?"

"Hey, can I call you back in about a nap and a half?" mockup

"Hey, can I call you back in about a nap and a half?"

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Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court. mockup

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

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"Hi, this is RFK Jr." "Who?" "I'm just calling to remind you I'm still running for president." "Oh. Ok, now you have a good time." "I'm also calling to remind you I'm available for speaking engagements at your large rally, small rally, bar mitzvah, or assorted car wash openings." "Would you like me to speak at your function?" "Oh no, that's all right. Don't worry about it."

"Hi, this is RFK Jr." "Who?" "I'm just calling to remind you I'm still running for president." "Oh. Ok, now you have a good time." "I'm also calling to remind you I'm available for speaking engagements at your large rally, small rally, bar mitzvah, or assorted car wash openings." "Would you like me to speak at your function?" "Oh no, that's all right. Don't worry about it."

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