Al Dente Aficionados Mugs

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Positively Petersham

Thomas Cranmer

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Join me in a beer?

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Beer Club for Men.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Carpe diem

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

REAL ALE for one pint only

Wish You Were Beer

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Beer Recycling Centre

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Edmund Spenser

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Savoy Dental Salon