Airport Lovers Pillows

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Limerick Airport

Mass Travel

Airport Bored Rooms

Airport

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Fish Boarding

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

'Termites!'