Airport Lovers Mugs

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Limerick Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

Mass Travel

Airport

"Hell: The Airport"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Fight or flight?"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Tui River Cruise

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Fish Boarding

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

'Termites!'

'Our limo's here.'