Airport Enthusiasts Mugs

'Airport arrivals' men with signs 'Mr smith', 'Miss Wilson', 'Just want to stand here feeling important'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

"I'm going to miss you too, honey."

"This one's for my sandwich at the airport."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

'That should say 'Have you anything left?''

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

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Why Superman flies himself

'So, how was flight school?'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Tui River Cruise