Airplane Lovers Mugs

Hands off the flight attendant.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.