Airport Jokester Pillows

Carefree luggage.

Airport Security.

Cow Blue Arrows

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The Problem with the TSA

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Baggage Reclaim

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

Lav-Mummie

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"