Airport Guru Gifts

"These roundabouts are very confusing."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Disinformation booth.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Travel looks strong!

Airport

Mass Travel

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Fish Boarding

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists