Airport Chaos Navigator Pillows

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Tired Barbie

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Having It All

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

Working from home.