Airport Bar Aficionados Prints

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Limerick Airport

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Fight or flight?"

Tui River Cruise

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Fish Boarding

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.