Airport Antics Enthusiasts Prints

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Airport Security.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

The Problem with the TSA

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"Just barking will do."

Airport security - next step?

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

Uh Oh...

Lost Baggage Claims

"No luggage."

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

Freaking Out at the Airport

TSA Patdowns

Tall, dark & handsome.