Airport Lounge Enthusiast Prints

Airport Bored Rooms

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Limerick Airport

Rubbish Carousel

Mass Travel

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Hell: The Airport"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"Fight or flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Tui River Cruise

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Fish Boarding

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!