Airport Bar Aficionados Pillows

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Limerick Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

Airport

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Fight or flight?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Tui River Cruise

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Fish Boarding

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie