Airport Amateurs Gifts

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Limerick Airport

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport

Mass Travel

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Hell: The Airport"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'