Airline Steward Pillows

Crash Pad Space Available!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Scanner Of Love.

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Rubbish Carousel

Two airplanes

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"It's my helper trout!"

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.