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Airline Charges

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Airline Mergers.

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Consortia set to take over

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

Approaching Runway 3?

United Reputation

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Bidding

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Life is a Fare War

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

Arrivals, departrures, bankruptcies

'Congratulations. You now have a permanent waiver from Obamacare.'

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

Easyjet takeover.

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

UK budget 2021.

School Budget Cuts

Boeing 737 Max Shares