Airfare Analyzer Mugs

Airline Charges

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Airline Mergers.

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Consortia set to take over

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

Approaching Runway 3?

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Bidding

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Life is a Fare War

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

New contract favours 'business-savvy' GPs.

Arrivals, departrures, bankruptcies

UK budget 2021.

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

'Congratulations. You now have a permanent waiver from Obamacare.'

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

School Budget Cuts

Boeing 737 Max Shares

"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?"