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The first Airbender!

"Recalculating route..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Dog Birthdays

Why Superman flies himself

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

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Cow Pilot.

Airplane Seatbelts

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Give Thanks.

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Angel learning to fly...

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'No hitchhikers!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'