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'Air guitar, air kisses - he's all hot air.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Chilly baby.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Footer

Elephant seeking fresh air

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Two minds but with a single thought.

Basic economy

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Clean air.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

"Believe me, carbon dioxide guitar loses its cool after you've sen it a couple times."

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Helium Guitar Festival

The Dread Arrows

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'