"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."
Air Con Aficionado Pillows
Add a cooling vibe to their living space with pillows that showcase their air con obsession. Fun, cozy, and decorative—these pillows are a cool gift idea.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Meet the author"
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"He's taught himself work-life balance."
Television Readers.
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.
"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."
"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"
A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
Cellphone Islands
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
Driverless cars rage.
"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."
US v.s. Tech Giants
I.T. Fear
'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'
"What did you download at school today?"
"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
Bot Art: After da Vinci
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
Air Con Aficionado Pillows Collection
Air Con Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of air con-themed mugs, perfect for keeping their cool while enjoying their favorite hot beverage.
Air Con Aficionado Prints
Find wall art that celebrates their passion for air conditioning—funny prints that brighten up any space with their cool charm.
Air Con Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that proudly display their air con enthusiasm—comfortable, witty, and perfect for everyday wear.