Air Con Aficionado Mugs

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Television Readers.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Cellphone Islands

I.T. Fear

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"What did you download at school today?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'