Aiming Aficionados Mugs

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Why Superman flies himself

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"It's my emotional support animal."

"This new guy's really good!"

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Angel learning to fly...

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Acne Automation Works Outing

The Robot's Trophy

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."

The Technology Revolution

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.