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'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Why Superman flies himself

Bird Symbol Hunting

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The aviation experts come out to play

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

"This new guy's really good!"

Angel learning to fly...

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"It's my emotional support animal."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Acne Automation Works Outing

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

We think it will prevent bird collisions!

The Robot's Trophy

"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."

The Technology Revolution

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'