Ai Ethicist Pillows

"What did you download at school today?"

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Ethics exam cheater.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."