"What did you download at school today?"
Ai Ethicist Prints
Decorate their office or workspace with prints that highlight the importance of AI ethics. Thoughtful and inspiring, these prints serve as a reminder of their vital role in tech responsibility.
"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"Welcome to the future"
Hate Platforms
Ethics exam cheater.
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
Squeezing the Free Press.
Others will fight for you
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
Robotic Man
"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."
'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."
'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'
'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'
"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."
"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."
The Price of Freedom
AI Safety Officer
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