Ai Enthusiast Who Loves Lattes Pillows

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

You've Had Enough!

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Devi's brew?"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Coffee shop

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'You've had enough.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Running Latte

"I got connected to the internet!"