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'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Welcome to the future"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Robot walking pet robot

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

I think therefore I am.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.