Agricultural Lobbyist Gifts

'What's your take on this new farm program legislation? -- I've never been on a farm.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

The Doorknob

Evangelical Political Influence

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

GM Food and World Hunger

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Politics Made Easy:

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Drought ruined corn crop.