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"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Idle parts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Progress?

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I want my job back."

"Your grass looks great."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Replaced by a Robot...