Agri-tech Ponderer Pillows

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Progress?

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

CREEPY AF AI

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I want my job back."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Green Pieces Four Leaf Clover

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Your grass looks great."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Replaced by a Robot...

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"