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The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This will be hilarious!"

A private jet takes off

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Shoot For The Moon

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Ice rink"