Amphibious Adventurer Mugs

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Frog in the puddles.

"This will be hilarious!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Shoot For The Moon

Imagine

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Crocodile

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Way too much tongue!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'