Agm Enthusiast Gifts

'We'll start with the minutes of next year's AGM.'

"Let's try it again, sir - but with a tad more conviction when you tell the lies."

...and who was responsible for this drop in our share price, I hear you ask...

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Rose Toast

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

X-RAY

Consumption Graph.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

We learn by doing

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Economic Prosperity

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Ark under giant brolly.

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."