Aging Youth Reliver Gifts

"The club scene is really changing."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Mom, I'm old enough to catch my own worms now. I don't need you to regurgitate them into my mouth anymore."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Forming the adolescent personality

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

The end of innocence

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Pubertry

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Adolescencia"

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'