Aging Ambassadors Pillows

Retirement Communities

Love linked

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Breast Height Chart

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

If you want to see love be love.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Nato Membership

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Ageism at work'

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Negotiations