Aging Ambassadors Pillows

Retirement Communities

Love linked

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Breast Height Chart

If you want to see love be love.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nato Membership

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

'Ageism at work'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."