Age Stereotype Debunker Pillows

Weirdoes Under 30

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Disparate housewives.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

24 Words for Melting Snow

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

Accountants around the campfire.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Just because I'm a weasel, people assume I'm not trustworthy...'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"Stupid bean counter!"

"Why are you smiling?"

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'

Women are from venus...men are from a layby outside Watford.

"Geez, Jerry. Would you just pull over and ask for directions?!"

'Good morning, and welcome to our 'Spot American Agents' workshop!'