Age-related Upgrades Gifts

Rose was looking forward to the day when the council would fit her an indoor toilet!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."