Age-defying Exam Taker Gifts

"It says '11-plus'. . . I'm 43."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."