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"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

With your prematurely white fur, I had no idea you were so young. Have you heard of "Just for Wolverines" fur coloring?

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

The end of innocence

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'The bad news is you've lived well beyond your expiration date.'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

She IS a raisin

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Second, third and fourth effort!

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Wrong shelf.

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

'Isn't it funny how the older we get, the more we become like our mothers?'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Boy, Interrupted.

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Wine: New! Old!

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

Laundry in the 80's.

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''