Agatha Christie Aficionado Pillows

"Could I ask just one question?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Joan Hickson

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Tim Burton

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Essex computer.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Grim's Fairytales

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Poirots of the Caribbean

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Wearing all black

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."