Agatha Christie Aficionado Prints

"Poirot follows at 9.00, with strong language, violence, and scenes of a sexual nature from the outset."

"Could I ask just one question?"

The Working Woman's Magazine

Joan Hickson

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Tim Burton

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Essex computer.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Grim's Fairytales

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Wearing all black

Poirots of the Caribbean