Chatty Cathy Appreciator Pillows

Bigfoot and his wife, Bigmouth.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Do you come here often?'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

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"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

The Great Catsby.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Let's talk about the weather.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."