Aftershave Aficionados Gifts

'So what's your complaint? '

Lesser known greek gods,

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

England And The Ashes

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Frankenstein goes to get head and shoulders,

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

"Wash and Quo"

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

Tsunami for fleas