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'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Final Selfie

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."