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Afterlife Author Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the creative soul who loves exploring themes of the afterlife and storytelling? Our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints inspired by this intriguing interest. These products are designed to resonate with fans who appreciate humor, depth, and a touch of the supernatural in their literary adventures. Whether they’re an aspiring author or a dedicated reader, find something that makes their passion for the afterlife and storytelling truly stand out.
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
"Call me?"
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Surgery up here is free!"
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"All we have left is standing room only."
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
'This is way better than a litter box.'
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'
Afterlife Author Gifts Collection
Afterlife Author Mugs
Explore more witty and themed mugs inspired by the afterlife author—perfect for every coffee lover and literary enthusiast.
Afterlife Author Pillows
Find cozy pillows with playful designs inspired by the afterlife author theme—great for adding personality to any literary lover’s space.
Afterlife Author Prints
Discover inspiring and humorous prints inspired by the afterlife author—perfect for decorating your favorite reading nook or creative space.
Afterlife Author T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts featuring clever designs inspired by the afterlife author—ideal for fans of supernatural storytelling and witty fashion.