Africaphile Pillows

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

French wine

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Jacques et Jille

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Thug life on safari.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Shakespeare Quote

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

French Army knife

Nelson Mandela.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

A meeting on the pier

Emigrating to France.

Elizabeth II

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Let them eat cake!

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Francois Hollande

"No not the puppy please"

Alexandre Dumas (pere)

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799