Africaphile T-Shirts

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Thug life on safari.

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Shakespeare Quote

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Emigrating to France.

Nelson Mandela.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

French Army knife

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

A meeting on the pier

Elizabeth II

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Mr. Frite Head

Can Can

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Francois Hollande