Affectionate Human Pillows

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

I only have eyes for you

Paint pots in love

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Emotional Bling

Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Mum Hearts.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

Valentines

Do It.

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

Tapeworms Need Love Too

'I think it's called 'bonding'.'

'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'

'What I like best about my mom is the way she always supersizes her hugs.'

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

"How come we don't just cuddle anymore?"

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Boy Offers Hugs for Fifty Pence

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

Bank Manager: 'No, you cannot give your money a hug.'

Cry on my shoulder $1.00

"I like it just as much when HE rubs my belly."