Affectionate Human Gifts

I'd kiss you goodnight, but I find it hard to stop after just one kiss. Hey, I'm willing to risk it, and I'm a recovering kissaholic.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

I only have eyes for you

Paint pots in love

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Emotional Bling

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

The Common Sutra.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Mum Hearts.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

Valentines

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'I think it's called 'bonding'.'

'What I like best about my mom is the way she always supersizes her hugs.'

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Do It.

'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

Valentine's Day Cards. Do you have one somewhere between affection and commitment?

"How come we don't just cuddle anymore?"

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

Cry on my shoulder $1.00

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

"I like it just as much when HE rubs my belly."