Affectionate Communicator T-Shirts

Valentine's Day Cards. Do you have one somewhere between affection and commitment?

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Paint pots in love

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Time for speeches

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Mum Hearts.

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

Bird Messaging

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

Be Mine!

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

I think I have too many apps.

Just say you love me.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."